Update on my Remi girl

I feel so bad that it has, once a gain, been a while since I wrote!

Remi is HILARIOUS! And sassy....and just too smart for her own good!

Here is a little list of some of the funny things Remi has been saying.

I wish I could remember everything, but its hard when seriously everything she says is sooo funny:

Remi told us that "Thanksgiving is pie, chicken, and cookies. 

She is thankful for presents and blanket. 

Wants to go on a mission

"I want to marry daddy I need a wedding dress. I will get it at the dollar store. Oh wait dollar store doesn't have dresses. daddy will wear batman."

Had accident. "Oh mom is OK it's not your fault know it's mine."

"I do booty dance and gma dance and everyone laughed for more. "

"Elsa told me to dump water"

She calls the microwave a microphone

"Mommy will you sing me good night song like i love you remi" She reads the love you forever book.

"Ways be my mommy"

"Come now you you'll get a spanking in your bed all by yourself with no books"

"I will give you a dollar if you set up the Christmas tree" What do you want to be when you grow up? 

"I want to drive a car by myself. "

"Jesus died for us. I Want to die with jesus."

LOVES play food.

Imaginary friend is Junie from spy kids.

"I saved you a spot. What you wanna talk about. Let's talk about purses." She sang me songs. When I sang the temple song she kissed my cheek and I felt the spirit so strong. "Homemade water is my favorite."

"Look behind mommy brixton there's a kitty!"

"Brixton is just chilin" Told Grandma Mallard to put the tree away because Christmas is over. Told barney to shut it down " The front closet... looks like a garage sale. Look at my new boots" Who loves you at your house? " Brixton"

Eli was picking her up for a daddy daughter date. She wasnt ready yet and said...  

"Oh no daddy can't see me I am not ready!"

"Look brix mommy got us new hangers! are you excited?" "I am not a baby I am a kid." "This is my new move... cut the wood " (chopping motion) Shovels her cards when we play uno! "I don't know how I turned into a kid. Maybe mom cast a spell on me"

Started sobbing hysterically when we watch Fox and the Hound. :( She calls it Fox and the hem tree

Are you a good cook? "Heck yes"

She is so grateful and excited about life. She tells us often that "this is the best day ever!"

"Bo ken arrow .." (bow and arrow) was our latest find for her at DI. She loves the show "Brave" and was so excited! 

Farts... "what did I just eat"

Those are some of the awesome things that Remi says.

I can't get enough of my sweetie pie!